Pranks to play on a Hen.

Calling all Hens! Calling all Hens! This is the ultimate guide in alternative Hen Party Pranks.  Freedom would, no doubt, be near the top of everyone’s Human Rights list;  unfortunately for your nearest or dearest, they have decided to give up that right and get married.  Despite the years of punishment facing them in unholy matrimony, we believe the only prudent thing to do is punish them further for their decision to chain themselves to another for the rest of their lives. We do, however, recommend that you ensure they can still make the day of Judgement; it is, after all, their choice regardless of how ill-advised you believe it to be.GoBananas Hens

Everyone needs a bit of humiliation to keep them on their toes and why should Hens be any different.  So to start, why not put a spin on the classic stag party trick of tying up the groom and shaving him balder than the front singer of Right Said Fred.  Instead of shaving your Hen though, dress her up as a bloke, super-glue a moustache and sideburns to her face and tie her to the nearest railing;  you’ll just have to hope she can get it off before walking up the aisle.  This next one is perfect if you are equally close with the stag.  Secretly get in touch with him and get him to answer a series of personal questions, for example, favourite sexual position. At some point during the night, set the same questions as a quiz for your fellow party-goers and watch the Hen’s face go as red as an alcoholic’s nose.  And finally, our number one alternative  hen party prank.  If you really want to traumatize your half of the amalgamation then why not stage a kidnap! Yes, we can hear you saying now that this is surely too extreme but the look on her face when she clambers from the back of a white transit van to see you doubled in hysterics will be worth the trouble.

So there it is, our top three ways to make sure that even if their union is short and sour, she will think twice before taking that dive again for fear of what you might subject her to.