Pranks to play on your Stag?

Let’s face it he probably deserves it. If he hasn’t played a prank on you because you’re too sensible to get hitched he certainly will when you do get caught, that’s guaranteed. You know you have to me more inventive than just dress him in drag and chain to a lamppost so here are a few suggestions on what sort of fate you can sort out for him.

There’s a fair chance your Stag is going to end up being plastered before the night’s out so why not make sure. Being encased in a plaster cast , in particular his drinking arm, will make sure you can control what sort of lethal cocktail of alcohol he has. And later one he’ll have a painful reminder of just how good a night he’s had when that plaster of paris cast is ripped off taking all that body hair with it……….!

Dressing up shouldn’t be ruled out though. Tried and tested is the good old frogman suit, complete with mask and flippers, perfect gear for a hot and sweaty night in club or pub. And there’s always the option of finding one in a nice pink shade of neoprene.

If the stag do is safely far from home then the hotel is a perfect setting from some serious pranking. Keep emptying the minibar in his room to get the ball rolling, making him keep costs in the front of his mind. Then ramp up the cash crisis by ordering a load of room service, taxis, flowers and so on. Pay for it up front but tell him its all charged to his account and watch him get ready to argue it out with the hotel reception.

At some stage he’s going to be pissed enough to pass out and that’s when you can do some body mods. Cheap fake tan hopefully will leave him more orange than tanned and could be applied to, say, half his face, one hand and so on. Add to that nail varnish, hair dye and you get the picture. In fact taking pictures and posting them on the net is an obligatory duty for all stag supporters to do.