For the Ladies: I, (state your name) do solemnly swear that as a woman of the world I will respect and honor my sisters. I will not reveal the secrets of the evening. I understand that violating this treatment will spread bad karma upon my being and may result in increased bloating and cramping. If asked about the happenings of the evening I shall reply: "Oh, you know, girl stuff, like opening presents and decorating the party with streamers. The bride's grandmother was there"
