Tips To Tackle a Horrendous Hangover

OK we sorted out your Stag or Hen night and you had a fantastic time (we knew you would!) and somewhere along the line there has been a fair bit of booze consumed – doh!

But we’re big on customer care and it seems to us that if we’ve pointed you in the direction of extreme drinking then an extreme hangover could be the next event, so here are a few extreme hangover cures to keep in mind.

Turks don’t mess about, if your stomach is heaving then heave in a bit of stomach. They reckon tripe (a coo’s stomach lining) makes a great soup with a bit of garlic and cream. We confess we haven’t checked it out-yet.

Gobananas hangover cure

We haven’t checked the Mongolian hangover cure either, pickled sheep’s eyeball in tomato sauce, they don’t seem to be on Tesco’s shelves, how disappointing.

We Scots keep it simple with a good old fry-up washed down with Irn Bru while down south they think there’s nuffin wrong with a muffin topped with eggs and mayo. Eggs Benedict if you want to see how you make it.

The Romans seem to have been more way out than even us Scots by scoffing deep fried canaries as an after orgy snack. Makes our deep fried Mars bars seem a bit tame.

Actually a bit of research has revealed that one of the top cures for a horrendous hangover is a banana milkshake – well we told you right at the start to go with GoBananas, didn’t we?!