Bucket List or F*ckit List?

OK I guess most of you are A: Decades younger than me and B: Not expecting to expire anytime soon. So yeah its a bit early for Bucket List but it certainly isn’t for a F*ckit List.

What the f*ck is a F*ckit List?

Dead simple, its the stuff you really should be doing right now, the stuff you claim to be dying to try but don’t get round to, dangerous stuff, funny stuff, all sorts of stuff. Could be fairly easy like sky or scuba diving or swimming with sharks, funny business like trying stand-up in seedy social club, living dangerously like walking into Rangers pub dressed in green from head to toe, smashing the 100m sprint record (fighting chance if you try the previous one first), volcano boarding and so on.

A F*ckit list doesn’t need to be all extreme stuff, just things you’ve mentally pencilled in but have ‘excuses’ not to do. It’s too expensive, too far to go, no one to do it with, your mates or girlfriends want to go to Magaluf again, your partner puts his/her foot down.

That’s why you need a F*ckit list as in F*ckit I’m booking my flights today/don’t care if it costs a month’s wages/my liver can take it/I love hospital food/I’ve never been in a prison before.

So I’m warning you right now to get your f*cking finger out and get a move on. Because at some point you’ll suddenly find that your list has terminally shrunk due to creaking bones, beer belly, a brood of brats, big bills and all the other stuff life flings at you.

You’ve at least made a start getting on the GoBananas site where we have a phenomenal selection of easy-to-organise F*ckit pursuits so there’s no excuse not to get going with your list right now.

Get it done before F*ckit changes to Bucket!